EatAddict: A Free Speech Blog

Win an Amazon Kindle

So I know books are like kryptonite to some of you so this may be of little interest, but ThisNext is giving away an Amazon Kindle - the dynamic e-book reader. It's a $360 value so you can always eBay it. Details here. A few EatAddict readers have won prizes in past contests...

Cholo DJ

This was parked outside my condo this morning. Divorces?

Dead Man Stands for Own Wake

Having expressed his desire to stand upright during his own wake, 24-year old Angle Pantoja Medina was granted his wish. His lifeless body stood propped up in the corner of his mother's living room during the 3-day event while family members mourned. Medina was found dead under a bridge in San Juan, Puerto Rico; cause unknown. File this under what the fuck were you thinking. 

Idiot Flies Kite in a Hurricane

Darwinism in full effect:

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Gully Workout

MMA bruiser Kimbo Slice and NFL Pro Bowl running back LaDainian Tomlinson demo a makeshift backyard workout routine.

Classic OWNED Video

And you thought your day was bad? Try getting Daniel Laruso'd down some bleachers.

Mercy, Mercy Me

Like I've always said, all I need is a Jaguar and a couple custom Ducatis, a bad broad with a butt like Buffy the Body.

Horse with Titties

And yes, that would be none other than the salacious shock jock Wendy Williams. Someone needs to book her for Churchill Downs.

Watchmen Trailer

This should be good...

Cassie @ Complex Shoot

Cassie, clearly the righteous way to go...

New G.I. Joe Movie

I just found out about this one. Clearly in early stages of production, it's slated for an Aug. '09 release so don't hold your breath. Starring Dennis Quaid, Channing Tatum, and Marlon Wayans.

"Role Models" Trailer

McLovin is back ya'll. Chicka-chicka! This flick should be good for some solid laughs.

Worst Album Covers Ever

Courtesy of stevecarter.com, here's a painfully hilarious list of some of the worst album covers ever.

VIDEO: MGMT - "Electric Feel"

This is my new ish. Rokwell approves too.

"Nobody Goes Full Retard"

This is the hilariously offensive scene from the must-see Stiller comedy Tropic Thunder in which Stiller and Downey Jr. discuss the former's previous role playing a mentally challenged character named Simple Jack. Downey Jr. informs him that with the exception of Sean Penn in I Am Sam, no one goes "full retard" in film as doing so is a career killer (where's Sean Penn now?).

87 Stick Up Kids - "Born to Role" (Troublemaker Remix)

As featured on URB's blog, here's the DJ Troublemaker "Gasolina" remix of SK87's "Born to Role" featuring the incomparable Micah James. Also check them out on Myspace.

Dre+Devin the Dude+Slim Thug

Is it me, or does Devin the Dude look like a strung out Dave Chapelle? Hmmm. Here's a new track with him and Slim Thug produced by Dr. Dre - Bitch I'm Back. Meanwhile, somebody had the nerve to take the herb up out my doobie ash tray -- why they do me that way?

VIDEO: Rhymefest - "Stolen"

Hooray for substantive hip-hop. I'm diggin this song/video by Rhymesfest. Thanks to France for puttin' me on to this.