Sad Fact O' The Day

As we sprint towards a recession (or even worse), the retail sector is getting hit hard, especially those luxury merchants fighting for consumer disposable income. Take smoothie peddler Jamba Juice as an example. Today, their stock closed at $0.90 per share, meaning that for the price of one of their delish fruit smoothies, you could purchase 5 shares of the company. This is the reality we're dealing with folks. Pass that f*cking bailout bill or this iddish will trickle down and trickle down hard.

Comments

[frankright]

even with the bailout, things are about to get worse. and on that note-

speech: you should by stock in Jamba Juice!
frankright: i don't know...

[France bitch!]

Oh fuck, not my smoothies! Gosh darn this economy!